Our Loki has a penis the size of "heroic" proportions. For the definition of "heroic proportions" see Michelangelo's David and you'll understand why. (Hint: big muscles=small willy.) "Ya, that's right. I'm the man."
This blog began in 2005 with a silly press release about my dingo, Maggie, and her nemesis, Monsieur Le Pew. In 2008, I rescued the cracker, Loki. I never had a high drive working dog so I did what every new dog owner does when they are in over their heads with a busy dog. I adopted a second dog, a husky, to "keep him busy." I know, Internet, I know. I didn't actually make my life easier. I just had more work. Life with the cracker and the criminal was filled with adventures and hard life lessons. Juno wrote masticated the book on crime and punishment, while the cracker policed her misdemeanors.
Our Loki has a penis the size of "heroic" proportions. For the definition of "heroic proportions" see Michelangelo's David and you'll understand why. (Hint: big muscles=small willy.) "Ya, that's right. I'm the man."
"Hey big boy, you mind if I snuggle my Jodhpurs next to your apple bottom?"
"Iiiiiii don't wanna work. Iiiiiiii wanna bite on the sibe all daaaay!" "Err, Mom? Can you please take me to Dogtor Hilary and have this growth removed?"
Many of Wild Dingo's regular readers have come to know Juno to have a, um, "taste" for shoes. "I have no idea what you are referring to, Mom. I found these shoes like this."
This month's masthead celebrates the weather we seem to be experiencing across the U.S. Even in Northern California, March has rolled in on a week of more rain and storms.
I'm back from the land of the Cyber-dead, since my ISP is now back up and working. I will catch up with the SocNet scene soon! The last few weeks I've been working Loki and Juno on different behaviors. Here's Loki below (in the videos, not the photo!) doing some retrieve, directed jumping and heeling […]
Juno went through the mail today. She found her vet bills. "These vet bills were mailed third class! I ain't comin' on that tab."
Juno gave me another heart attack this week. Yesterday I let her play zoomies with Loki in the outer yard while I changed clothes to take them for a walk. They zoomied for quite a while and then happily went for a walk. When we got back from our walk, they both plopped in my […]