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Daily Distractions

Need a little distraction from reality? Here is an unpolished collection of the weird, the silly, and the sometimes serious at Wild Dingo. It's a blog about nothing, yet about everything.  You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll even learn something. But this is not a writing sample. It's just a place to kick back and crack open a cool Core's 16-ouncer and lose yourself in the kooky.

A Shape in A Drape

Juno came home from working Therapy Services with a new fashion accessory. Hey Juno, that Dogmes scarf sure brings out the color in your eyes. "Ain't nothing you can tell me I don't already know."

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Welcome Home Big Daddy!

After three long weeks, Mr. Wild Dingo returned home. Both dogs were ecstatic. Even Juno showered him with kisses and wiggles, though she usually saves them only for me. So yesterday we went on a family walk to the tree farm so we could show Big Daddy how well behaved these two could be off-leash. […]

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Making Friends

It's Tree Farm week at Wild Dingo. At the Tree Farm, we run into many friendly peeps and their dogs on the trail. "Come on slackers! I don't have all day! There are squirrels to chase and things to smell!"

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Flower Power
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Total Recall

  Siberian Husky owners, you may want to avert your eyes. Because what you're about to see may give you nightmares and is so horrific it isn't shown on TV. It may raise your blood pressure or even cause heart failure.  What you are about to see is shocking, frightening and down right against the […]

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He's Not Just the President of the Hair Club for Dogs

  He's also a client. That's the last of the husky spring fur recycling program. And just in time. I'm all out of jokes.

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Siberian Smack Down

Our Loki has a penis the size of "heroic" proportions. For the definition of "heroic proportions" see Michelangelo's David and you'll understand why. (Hint: big muscles=small willy.) "Ya, that's right. I'm the man."

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"Hallo."

"My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my stuffie. Prepare to die."

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I Think They Like Each Other

"Hey big boy, you mind if I snuggle my Jodhpurs next to your apple bottom?"

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WTF? Wednesday

"WTF are you doing to my Juno Dogtor?" 

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