Our Loki has a penis the size of "heroic" proportions. For the definition of "heroic proportions" see Michelangelo's David and you'll understand why. (Hint: big muscles=small willy.) "Ya, that's right. I'm the man."

"Hey big boy, you mind if I snuggle my Jodhpurs next to your apple bottom?"

"WTF are you doing to my Juno Dogtor?" 

"Iiiiiii don't wanna work. Iiiiiiii wanna bite on the sibe all daaaay!" "Err, Mom? Can you please take me to Dogtor Hilary and have this growth removed?"

Many of Wild Dingo's regular readers have come to know Juno to have a, um, "taste" for shoes. "I have no idea what you are referring to, Mom. I found these shoes like this."

This month's masthead celebrates the weather we seem to be experiencing across the U.S. Even in Northern California, March has rolled in on a week of more rain and storms.

Juno went through the mail today. She found her vet bills. "These vet bills were mailed third class! I ain't comin' on that tab."

Juno gave me another heart attack this week. Yesterday I let her play zoomies with Loki in the outer yard while I changed clothes to take them for a walk. They zoomied for quite a while and then happily went for a walk. When we got back from our walk, they both plopped in my […]

Two weeks ago, Loki and Juno went to a warehouse training class with our training clinic. During the week, they vary the locations at beaches, warehouses, empty retail stores and even dog parks to reinforce the mantra, "obedience, anytime, anyplace." I love training my dogs because it builds a very close relationship to them. After a […]

"Hi Mom. Whatchya want?" "Hey Daddy-O. Looks like Mom's fixin' to ask us to do some work."